MUCH RESPECT.
Success
| Choir director: | -starts playing a Chicago song after a discussion about major major 7th chords- |
| Band director: | -walks in, starts singing, choir director stops after a bit- |
| Me: | It's a good thing you're a band teacher.. |
| Band director: | Psh. I was selected for the All-state choir 1991, I'll have you know! |
| Me: | That's been quite a while ago now, hasn't it... |
| Band director: | and I've won several karaoke contests since then! |
| Me: | Were they at bars? |
| Band director: | ...They might have been... |
| Me: | That would certainly help... |
| Choir director: | Cade, are you implying something? (while laughing his ass off- |
“Apparently Ms. Campbell is happy inside Apple’s walled garden,” Doctorow said after being ejected from the Mary’s Woods Retirement Community for haranguing the nonagenarian for a full 45 minutes on the moral imperative of open systems, digital rights and steampunk subculture.
I fell in love with Moltz while reading this.
A hilarious satire.
Doctorow is my hero.
Three of the last four Presidents are left-handed. Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and George H.W. Bush are all left-handed while George W. Bush is the only President in the past 20+ years who signed documents with his right hand.
If we go back a little further in recent history, that number…
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